Rooster sat hunched over the computer screen deep in thought. Just then Brown Hen strutted in from the sunny barnyard, a cloud of dust settling behind her. "Whatcha doing?" she asked.
Rooster sighed. "Trying to freshen up my LinkedIn profile. It's not easy."
Hen clucked. "Not easy?!" She fluttered. Not easy?? Why, you can be anyone you want on LinkedIn!" Then she laughed. "Remember Red Hen?"
Rooster grimaced. Red Hen was a pullet who had upset the whole barnyard with her antics. She had been a menace to the workplace.
Brown Hen beamed. "She's a Life Coach now!"
Rooster sat up, clearly disturbed. "A Life Coach? What's that?"
"Oh, they're big," Hen gushed. "Thousands of them." Rooster had a sudden flashback to his old nightmare of being stuck in a Tony Robbins seminar over a long Memorial Day weekend.
"Check out her LinkedIn profile," Brown Hen added. "And her blog. Red Hen is guiding other hens to fulfillment and happiness. She's helping them find their true passion. She's even written two books!"